Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
DID HE SURVIVE
there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies
why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon
even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle
if you like water you already like 60% of me
step 1: yell objection a lot
step 2: slam on desks
step 3: have a ridiculous hairstyle